19. happy twenty gay teen!

HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL!!!!

we made it through the year without a nuclear holocaust, so that's a pro right? things are shaping up just fine!

it's 2018 (pronounced: twenty gay teen) and trump is diving into the new year strong by being horrifically racist and we're god damn sick of it!

our special guest this week is a non-verbal trouble-maker: the podcast ru. who, by the way, is still very much a tiny little munchkin and i hope he never grows up!

if you think we headed into 2018 with our heads held high, too proud to beg for subscribers, you're sorrily mistaken. so please, please, please for the love of god subscribe. and if you have any friends - share our podcast with them.

18. mix tape feat. taylor rivers

guess what you guys - this is EXCITING!!! we have our very first guest!

we had a long hard think about who to bring on. we were pretty sure we wanted to have a taylor on because it just felt right. say it to yourself: aidan, jas & taylor. feels good, doesn't it?

now, when it comes to taylors, we have some options. there was taylor swift, but we're not talking to her after what we "made" her do. there's also taylor lautner, but what even is his last imdb credit? talk about irrelevant.

no, the choice for most important taylor was obvious - taylor rivers. our own close personal friend. reigning king of twitter since the dark days of only 140 characters. and toronto's little miss cutie supreme 1997-1999.

so sit back, listen & share us with a friend!

17. hindsight is 50/50

the holidays are upon us! sure, you could take this time to call your mom and catch up. OR, you could listen to this beautifully remastered, straight from the disney vault, 40 minute podcast of pure joy.

great, you're still reading.

this week, we discuss the number one reason we would never be able to be optometrists. well, i guess we actually discuss the number two reason, since not being doctors is the official number one reason.

we also discuss the pressures of the holidays now that we've tip-toed our way into december. The final month of the trash fire known as 2017. We also talk about the newest sexual assaulter to be publicly accused and fired: none other than ann curry's arch-nemesis matt lauer.

as always, check out our social media, hit us up in the comments (with positivity plzzzz - we're very emotionally sensitive and CANNOT handle even the slightest criticism), hit the subscribe button and share us with a friend.

16. blake shelton isn't even the sexiest man on the voice

jasmin discusses her fear of mispronouncing words, and who among us can be sure we're saying anything right? words are hard.

we take a journey back to what feels like 2001 when we discuss survivor. But guess what, survivor is still airing in 2017. we discuss which of us would survive: neither. from there, we move onto another early aughts reality show: fear factor.

then we take a hard turn from reality tv and discuss plastic surgery. i guess it's not so much a hard turn as the next logical step in the conversation. but we really sidelined ourselves with that for ten minutes.

MOST importantly - jas has a new cat with no name, but the exciting title of official pod-cat!

so take a seat, pop in your headphones and enjoy a NEW episode of we'll circle back

xoxo

aidan & jas

15. would you kill tobey maguire pt. 2

BOOM! that's the sound of my mom hitting the ground after being hit with last week's cliff hanger. she's fine though, she's a strong, independent woman, capable of doing all her own stunts and recovering from that not-so-major plot twist.

we dive back in this week with justin beiber's new tattoo. is it still called a sleeve when you cover your torso in fresh ink, but your torso is roughly the same size as the average arm? #scrawny

We also talk about how long it's been since we've gone to the movies. aidan explains toronto's premier drag queen, jada hhada hudson, and her provocative performance style. We also talk about the high stakes of halloween and jasmin tells the most amazing/sad/hilarious story about a special costume she wore trick or treating one year. enjoy!

14. would you kill tobey maguire - pt. 1

some things you don't need to see to believe. like for example, this episode being broken into TWO DANG PARTS because we had so much fun talking that the content floweth over! we honestly talked longer than your mom that time she ran into her co-worker at the mall in payless shoes and you just wanted to go but never felt more trapped.

we hit some good stories you guys. aidan experienced a new york minute. tobey maguire came up again and again. jas got a new haircut and so much more!

dive in & enjoy babes!

13. the life changing magic of catfishing strangers online

hey cuties!

this week we had the distinct pleasure, honour and joy of recording the episode 3 times because aidan "butta fingaz" o'loughlin can't press record on the thingy hard enough. no hard feelings, but learn your friggen lesson already.

on a more related note: this episode has it ALL! hillary clinton, gay porn stars & catfishing - OH MY! honestly, it's a hoot.

12. smells like polyester & anxiety

damn daniel - we're excited to be back at it again! so excited in fact that we don't even take one second to say our names. so, for the record THIS is aidan and THAT is Jas and YOU are listening (and *hopefully* subscribed) to we'll circle back!

we took a brief vacation, and now we're back to deliver our not-so-precious thoughts on everything from taylor swift's new video to the best way to ripen your cervix. oh, what's that? you didn't know a cervix could be RIPE? we'll buckle up, cuz you're about to learn some THINGS!

11. from ke$ha to kesha!

after a hiatus that is 1000% too long, aidan and Jas are back to discuss the causes that really really REALLY matter.

first of all, we can't even pretend to not be into the triumphant return of kesha (now with 100% less dollar sign). it's a banger that re-inflated the kiddie pool we call summer and filled it to the brim with fun!

we also discuss automated sales people at our local pharmacy, and all the sights to be seen on our walk home. so sit back, turn the volume up and enjoy!!! (also, PLZ subscribe & like us anywhere you can find us including itunes, soundcloud, instagram and in real life of course!)

10. business woman's crop top

boom boom y'all - it's #pride month!

get out your rainbow gear & watch your step because this episode is filled with dope new outfits, cautionary tales about pride & meeting your queer heroes! if that sounds like your jam, you're in the right room. so throw on your favourite crop top, pop in your ear buds and ENJOY!!!!

also - don't forget to subscribe, rate us on itunes or leave a review!

9. i still can only wear extra-large men's hats

you guys! our track record keeps getting stronger - one week later, one new episode! just like professionals!

this week we warm up the show by discussing baby shawn. a 14 pound baby delivered in vancouver, bc - TWO WEEKS EARLY.

in firm juxtaposition of this miracle of life - we discuss the death of fox news ex-employee roger ailes. as always hilarity ensues while discussing that monster.

then we hop into kelly anne conway and her role in the once fiction novel but soon reality: handmaid's tale. also: elisabeth moss is a time-travelling margaret atwood come back to warn us all. pr.... maybe it's the other way around. just look at them!

SPOILER ALERT: we have some feelings about riverdale and we want to know what your feelings are. In riverdale adjacent news: dylan sprouse opened a meadery - in 2017!!!

8. no, anne hathaway is my anne hathaway!

hey grandma! so good to see you - everything good with you, hun?

this week we try our hardest to discuss anna wintour's number one party for any basic betch who matters. unfortunately, we spend 45 minutes trying to figure out what the theme is - so thank god for studying.

aidan takes the time to shred blake lively like it's an olympic sport (and tbh he takes home the gold)!

aaand jas breaks down the "pick-up" scene in nyc!

pop in them ear buds & enjoy! If you like what you hear, share us on social media, follow our instagram, subscribe or rate us on itunes!

BLESS U, BABIES!!!

7. the way-past-easter, easter episode

hi!

welcome back to another episode. i know you missed us, mom! this week we get together post easter family celebrations to catch up and kiki. the format is real loose (a departure from brand for us, we know) and the demands to continue listening, subscribing and rating us on itunes get so tight.

so pop in your headphones & enjoy!

minisode #2: sharon stone's birthday bash

this week we have a diet sized episode! a toite 25 minutes.

sure it's less and you feel robbed of time with us, but it's about QUALITY and certainly not about QUANTITY.

we jump in by being overwhelmed by the time change. f-you day light savings time. aidan discusses the joys and fears of young doctors and jas discusses coming out to her md.

then we somehow transition to sharon stone's birthday party and that leads us to nicole kidman's highest cinematic achievement: practical magic. If you disagree, aidan will be waiting in the parking lot to fight you on it.

thanks for listening - hit up our itunes to rate and subscribe AND/OR follow us on facebook and instagram!

XOXO

jasmin & aidan

6. so graceful & so poised: vagina dentata

we're back and worse off than ever!

jasmin shares stories of her dental woes, the strangest places she's lost her teeth and the witchiest way to celebrate an anniversary! aidan sprinkles in much lower stakes stories about how his orthodontist ruined his life and how to drug your boyfriend into cuddling submission.

tune in for lots of laughs, cringe moments and sympathy pain! rate us on itunes, subscribe on sound cloud or follow us on facebook and instagram!

minisode #1: don't look grandma!

hey friends!

guess what?! we decided to try something a little different: bite sized mini episodes. sure, we're lazy but more importantly we're innovative!

this week in a tight ten minutes, aidan and jas discuss forays into online dating and surviving to tell the tale!

hit subscribe, leave a comment or just plain old "like" us!!!!

5. and the oscar goes to... adele dazeem!

another week and a new episode - we're on a hot streak!

we've had some time to digest our thoughts on this year's academy awards. apparently reading the wrong name at the right time can really liven up a show that couldn't even be saved by mid-show candy and an adorable convict named gary.

aidan discusses the pros and cons of new phones and relationships (quit bragging already!) and jas discovers a pop culture jeff sessions look-a-like!

subscribe, sit back and share with the busy phillips to your michelle williams.

4. plot twist: she's not the president

wow! time flies when you're doing absolutely nothing to progress your podcast! luckily 2017 stomped up in this bitch and forced aidan and jas to commit to some resolutions INCLUDING actually doing a podcast instead of just talking about how they once had one.

in this episode jas describes what it was like being at the women's march in d.c. almost more importantly, jas explains hilarious exhibits in the smithsonian. we learn 1 of the 2 things that make jas angry because we're easily distracted... and our mom's said we couldn't do a "to be continued" on a podcast! take that, MOM(s)!

3. celebrity couples

this week aidan and jas discuss celebrity couples (rip brad & angelina). we know what you're thinking: "how could they bring a fresh spin to a topic as old as cleopatra and anthony?"

well cutie-pies, we get warmed up talking about j. law for no real reason at all... and then settle into a game of "breaking up famous couples and making up new ones"!

listen along, comment your own fantasy celeb couples and subscribe!

2. kween hillary

imagine yourself at the bottom of a staircase. that staircase represents knowledge of u.s. politics. the top represents knowing everything there is to know and the bottom represents knowing less-than-nothing about u.s. politics. jas and aidan stand firmly planted at the bottom, but try their darnedest to take just one step up that staircase of knowledge. listen along, like, share & subscribe!