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19. happy twenty gay teen!

HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL!!!!

we made it through the year without a nuclear holocaust, so that's a pro right? things are shaping up just fine!

it's 2018 (pronounced: twenty gay teen) and trump is diving into the new year strong by being horrifically racist and we're god damn sick of it!

our special guest this week is a non-verbal trouble-maker: the podcast ru. who, by the way, is still very much a tiny little munchkin and i hope he never grows up!

if you think we headed into 2018 with our heads held high, too proud to beg for subscribers, you're sorrily mistaken. so please, please, please for the love of god subscribe. and if you have any friends - share our podcast with them.

17. hindsight is 50/50

the holidays are upon us! sure, you could take this time to call your mom and catch up. OR, you could listen to this beautifully remastered, straight from the disney vault, 40 minute podcast of pure joy.

great, you're still reading.

this week, we discuss the number one reason we would never be able to be optometrists. well, i guess we actually discuss the number two reason, since not being doctors is the official number one reason.

we also discuss the pressures of the holidays now that we've tip-toed our way into december. The final month of the trash fire known as 2017. We also talk about the newest sexual assaulter to be publicly accused and fired: none other than ann curry's arch-nemesis matt lauer.

as always, check out our social media, hit us up in the comments (with positivity plzzzz - we're very emotionally sensitive and CANNOT handle even the slightest criticism), hit the subscribe button and share us with a friend.