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36. what do you want to be when you grow up?

This week on the pod, Aidan and Jas discuss what it's like to try and podcast with limited battery power left and also, the fear of running out of gas while driving.

We also discuss what it was like having an "activities-based" childhood growing up in Canada.

Q-tipping your ears? Necessary practice or dangerous situation? Who knows how we land on the topics we do, we’re just happy to get anywhere at all.

Most importantly though, we discuss asking children what they want to be when they grow up. Some of us are adults and still barely know what we want to be. How is a kindergartener to know?!

As always, like and rate us and subscribe wherever you listen!

19. happy twenty gay teen!

HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL!!!!

we made it through the year without a nuclear holocaust, so that's a pro right? things are shaping up just fine!

it's 2018 (pronounced: twenty gay teen) and trump is diving into the new year strong by being horrifically racist and we're god damn sick of it!

our special guest this week is a non-verbal trouble-maker: the podcast ru. who, by the way, is still very much a tiny little munchkin and i hope he never grows up!

if you think we headed into 2018 with our heads held high, too proud to beg for subscribers, you're sorrily mistaken. so please, please, please for the love of god subscribe. and if you have any friends - share our podcast with them.

13. the life changing magic of catfishing strangers online

hey cuties!

this week we had the distinct pleasure, honour and joy of recording the episode 3 times because aidan "butta fingaz" o'loughlin can't press record on the thingy hard enough. no hard feelings, but learn your friggen lesson already.

on a more related note: this episode has it ALL! hillary clinton, gay porn stars & catfishing - OH MY! honestly, it's a hoot.

9. i still can only wear extra-large men's hats

you guys! our track record keeps getting stronger - one week later, one new episode! just like professionals!

this week we warm up the show by discussing baby shawn. a 14 pound baby delivered in vancouver, bc - TWO WEEKS EARLY.

in firm juxtaposition of this miracle of life - we discuss the death of fox news ex-employee roger ailes. as always hilarity ensues while discussing that monster.

then we hop into kelly anne conway and her role in the once fiction novel but soon reality: handmaid's tale. also: elisabeth moss is a time-travelling margaret atwood come back to warn us all. pr.... maybe it's the other way around. just look at them!

SPOILER ALERT: we have some feelings about riverdale and we want to know what your feelings are. In riverdale adjacent news: dylan sprouse opened a meadery - in 2017!!!