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29. a face for wigs feat. sam shier

happy halloween BAEs & BOOs

this week we have a very special guest who would like to be known exclusively as SAM (single name fame a la cher, madonna & rihanna). her twitter handle is samshier and you won't regret the follow. she guides us through her ideal halloween costume, and jas and aidan talk about what they dressed up as.

sam, aidan and jas discuss their preferred level of fame and how some faces are simply made for wigs.

we discuss personal fitness, and ponder whether enough coughing can give you.. abs? which quickly segues to how in life, everyone has a "fuck", "marry", "kill" era.

as always, listen, rate, subscribe, suggest to a dear friend (or an immortal enemy).

23. benevolent troll feat. adam smith pt. 2

aidan and jas had the absolute pleasure of continuing to talk for hours on end with sweet baby angel & internet expert: adam smith.

during the episode, we try our hand at true crime podcasting, by poorly retelling crime and murder stories we heard other places - mainly with far fewer details than the original telling of said crimes.

adam schools us on internet celebrity scandals and lets us know how we should go about growing our podcast audience. thanks dad!

22. benevolent troll feat. adam smith pt. 1

this week's episode is a multi-parter because we're obsessed with adam's obsessions and we think you will be too. more is more - just ask real housewife of beverly hills erika jayne. spoiler alert: we talk about her this week when we discuss celebrities who've interacted with us on social media, like adam's BFF chrissy teigen.

jas discusses DIY self-improvements for 2018 like art, tidying the fuck up and house plants. which has aidan thinking... should he get a house tree and name it chrissy treegen.

so strap on your earbuds and get ready for the giggles! this is we'll circle back w/ our dear friend adam smith... PART ONE!

21. will this affect my airbnb rating?

this is a message from the past! recorded long ago, but posted & listened to in the now. ~sORrY nOt SoRRy~

we talk about aidan's trip to NYC and how his mom thinks that flying porter airlines might be risking your life. we also discuss mice in your home & your airbnb.

aidan won't stop talking about adam rippon, because that's all he can circle back to, and jasmin is polite enough to indulge him.

20. olympic valentine's gay

HI, IT’S US.

we’re here with a seemingly disjointed but naturally flowing stream of consciousness. if you feel like complaining about other people’s mid-winter vacations or discussing black history month, toronto’s newest and worstest serial killer, race relations in canada, the winter olympics and their generic brand condoms – turn off your google maps because you’ve arrived at your destination girlfriends and boyfriends!

as always, hit subscribe, share us with a friend or enemy and listen up!

19. happy twenty gay teen!

HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL!!!!

we made it through the year without a nuclear holocaust, so that's a pro right? things are shaping up just fine!

it's 2018 (pronounced: twenty gay teen) and trump is diving into the new year strong by being horrifically racist and we're god damn sick of it!

our special guest this week is a non-verbal trouble-maker: the podcast ru. who, by the way, is still very much a tiny little munchkin and i hope he never grows up!

if you think we headed into 2018 with our heads held high, too proud to beg for subscribers, you're sorrily mistaken. so please, please, please for the love of god subscribe. and if you have any friends - share our podcast with them.

18. mix tape feat. taylor rivers

guess what you guys - this is EXCITING!!! we have our very first guest!

we had a long hard think about who to bring on. we were pretty sure we wanted to have a taylor on because it just felt right. say it to yourself: aidan, jas & taylor. feels good, doesn't it?

now, when it comes to taylors, we have some options. there was taylor swift, but we're not talking to her after what we "made" her do. there's also taylor lautner, but what even is his last imdb credit? talk about irrelevant.

no, the choice for most important taylor was obvious - taylor rivers. our own close personal friend. reigning king of twitter since the dark days of only 140 characters. and toronto's little miss cutie supreme 1997-1999.

so sit back, listen & share us with a friend!

16. blake shelton isn't even the sexiest man on the voice

jasmin discusses her fear of mispronouncing words, and who among us can be sure we're saying anything right? words are hard.

we take a journey back to what feels like 2001 when we discuss survivor. But guess what, survivor is still airing in 2017. we discuss which of us would survive: neither. from there, we move onto another early aughts reality show: fear factor.

then we take a hard turn from reality tv and discuss plastic surgery. i guess it's not so much a hard turn as the next logical step in the conversation. but we really sidelined ourselves with that for ten minutes.

MOST importantly - jas has a new cat with no name, but the exciting title of official pod-cat!

so take a seat, pop in your headphones and enjoy a NEW episode of we'll circle back

xoxo

aidan & jas

15. would you kill tobey maguire pt. 2

BOOM! that's the sound of my mom hitting the ground after being hit with last week's cliff hanger. she's fine though, she's a strong, independent woman, capable of doing all her own stunts and recovering from that not-so-major plot twist.

we dive back in this week with justin beiber's new tattoo. is it still called a sleeve when you cover your torso in fresh ink, but your torso is roughly the same size as the average arm? #scrawny

We also talk about how long it's been since we've gone to the movies. aidan explains toronto's premier drag queen, jada hhada hudson, and her provocative performance style. We also talk about the high stakes of halloween and jasmin tells the most amazing/sad/hilarious story about a special costume she wore trick or treating one year. enjoy!

13. the life changing magic of catfishing strangers online

hey cuties!

this week we had the distinct pleasure, honour and joy of recording the episode 3 times because aidan "butta fingaz" o'loughlin can't press record on the thingy hard enough. no hard feelings, but learn your friggen lesson already.

on a more related note: this episode has it ALL! hillary clinton, gay porn stars & catfishing - OH MY! honestly, it's a hoot.

11. from ke$ha to kesha!

after a hiatus that is 1000% too long, aidan and Jas are back to discuss the causes that really really REALLY matter.

first of all, we can't even pretend to not be into the triumphant return of kesha (now with 100% less dollar sign). it's a banger that re-inflated the kiddie pool we call summer and filled it to the brim with fun!

we also discuss automated sales people at our local pharmacy, and all the sights to be seen on our walk home. so sit back, turn the volume up and enjoy!!! (also, PLZ subscribe & like us anywhere you can find us including itunes, soundcloud, instagram and in real life of course!)

10. business woman's crop top

boom boom y'all - it's #pride month!

get out your rainbow gear & watch your step because this episode is filled with dope new outfits, cautionary tales about pride & meeting your queer heroes! if that sounds like your jam, you're in the right room. so throw on your favourite crop top, pop in your ear buds and ENJOY!!!!

also - don't forget to subscribe, rate us on itunes or leave a review!

9. i still can only wear extra-large men's hats

you guys! our track record keeps getting stronger - one week later, one new episode! just like professionals!

this week we warm up the show by discussing baby shawn. a 14 pound baby delivered in vancouver, bc - TWO WEEKS EARLY.

in firm juxtaposition of this miracle of life - we discuss the death of fox news ex-employee roger ailes. as always hilarity ensues while discussing that monster.

then we hop into kelly anne conway and her role in the once fiction novel but soon reality: handmaid's tale. also: elisabeth moss is a time-travelling margaret atwood come back to warn us all. pr.... maybe it's the other way around. just look at them!

SPOILER ALERT: we have some feelings about riverdale and we want to know what your feelings are. In riverdale adjacent news: dylan sprouse opened a meadery - in 2017!!!

minisode #2: sharon stone's birthday bash

this week we have a diet sized episode! a toite 25 minutes.

sure it's less and you feel robbed of time with us, but it's about QUALITY and certainly not about QUANTITY.

we jump in by being overwhelmed by the time change. f-you day light savings time. aidan discusses the joys and fears of young doctors and jas discusses coming out to her md.

then we somehow transition to sharon stone's birthday party and that leads us to nicole kidman's highest cinematic achievement: practical magic. If you disagree, aidan will be waiting in the parking lot to fight you on it.

thanks for listening - hit up our itunes to rate and subscribe AND/OR follow us on facebook and instagram!

XOXO

jasmin & aidan

6. so graceful & so poised: vagina dentata

we're back and worse off than ever!

jasmin shares stories of her dental woes, the strangest places she's lost her teeth and the witchiest way to celebrate an anniversary! aidan sprinkles in much lower stakes stories about how his orthodontist ruined his life and how to drug your boyfriend into cuddling submission.

tune in for lots of laughs, cringe moments and sympathy pain! rate us on itunes, subscribe on sound cloud or follow us on facebook and instagram!

5. and the oscar goes to... adele dazeem!

another week and a new episode - we're on a hot streak!

we've had some time to digest our thoughts on this year's academy awards. apparently reading the wrong name at the right time can really liven up a show that couldn't even be saved by mid-show candy and an adorable convict named gary.

aidan discusses the pros and cons of new phones and relationships (quit bragging already!) and jas discovers a pop culture jeff sessions look-a-like!

subscribe, sit back and share with the busy phillips to your michelle williams.

4. plot twist: she's not the president

wow! time flies when you're doing absolutely nothing to progress your podcast! luckily 2017 stomped up in this bitch and forced aidan and jas to commit to some resolutions INCLUDING actually doing a podcast instead of just talking about how they once had one.

in this episode jas describes what it was like being at the women's march in d.c. almost more importantly, jas explains hilarious exhibits in the smithsonian. we learn 1 of the 2 things that make jas angry because we're easily distracted... and our mom's said we couldn't do a "to be continued" on a podcast! take that, MOM(s)!

3. celebrity couples

this week aidan and jas discuss celebrity couples (rip brad & angelina). we know what you're thinking: "how could they bring a fresh spin to a topic as old as cleopatra and anthony?"

well cutie-pies, we get warmed up talking about j. law for no real reason at all... and then settle into a game of "breaking up famous couples and making up new ones"!

listen along, comment your own fantasy celeb couples and subscribe!

1. we'll circle back: book of genesis

you guys! the moment no one knew was coming (except our moms) and no one knew they needed is finally here! In the first episode EVER of we'll circle back we talk about how the greek gods came together to twist fate and bring us together. we talk about something we've been in search of & jas does a spoken word retelling of her favourite youtube video.

don't forget to follow, like, subscribe and rate us!

xoxo

aidan and jas