america

35. how to fake your own death

Ted Bundy wasn't even hot and it's good that we're finally all addressing the hole in the narrative there. We discuss murder, kidnapping and planning a birthday party that no one will ever forget. Also: rude uber drivers, spilling coffee and not being able to/not wanting to understand British accents.

As always, please review and rate us where ever you listen to your podcasts <3

28. a star is born

not to be THOSE gays, but: HAVE YOU SEEN A STAR IS BORN?

sorry, we had to. this whole episode is almost exclusively about lady gaga's star vehicle & october blockbuster, directed by bradley cooper. spoiler alert: we love it.

we also talk about another major hit: the american national anthem. It's a banger to this DAY.

take a listen, and let us know what you think by writing us a review or posting to our instagram!

19. happy twenty gay teen!

HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL!!!!

we made it through the year without a nuclear holocaust, so that's a pro right? things are shaping up just fine!

it's 2018 (pronounced: twenty gay teen) and trump is diving into the new year strong by being horrifically racist and we're god damn sick of it!

our special guest this week is a non-verbal trouble-maker: the podcast ru. who, by the way, is still very much a tiny little munchkin and i hope he never grows up!

if you think we headed into 2018 with our heads held high, too proud to beg for subscribers, you're sorrily mistaken. so please, please, please for the love of god subscribe. and if you have any friends - share our podcast with them.

14. would you kill tobey maguire - pt. 1

some things you don't need to see to believe. like for example, this episode being broken into TWO DANG PARTS because we had so much fun talking that the content floweth over! we honestly talked longer than your mom that time she ran into her co-worker at the mall in payless shoes and you just wanted to go but never felt more trapped.

we hit some good stories you guys. aidan experienced a new york minute. tobey maguire came up again and again. jas got a new haircut and so much more!

dive in & enjoy babes!

13. the life changing magic of catfishing strangers online

hey cuties!

this week we had the distinct pleasure, honour and joy of recording the episode 3 times because aidan "butta fingaz" o'loughlin can't press record on the thingy hard enough. no hard feelings, but learn your friggen lesson already.

on a more related note: this episode has it ALL! hillary clinton, gay porn stars & catfishing - OH MY! honestly, it's a hoot.

10. business woman's crop top

boom boom y'all - it's #pride month!

get out your rainbow gear & watch your step because this episode is filled with dope new outfits, cautionary tales about pride & meeting your queer heroes! if that sounds like your jam, you're in the right room. so throw on your favourite crop top, pop in your ear buds and ENJOY!!!!

also - don't forget to subscribe, rate us on itunes or leave a review!

8. no, anne hathaway is my anne hathaway!

hey grandma! so good to see you - everything good with you, hun?

this week we try our hardest to discuss anna wintour's number one party for any basic betch who matters. unfortunately, we spend 45 minutes trying to figure out what the theme is - so thank god for studying.

aidan takes the time to shred blake lively like it's an olympic sport (and tbh he takes home the gold)!

aaand jas breaks down the "pick-up" scene in nyc!

pop in them ear buds & enjoy! If you like what you hear, share us on social media, follow our instagram, subscribe or rate us on itunes!

BLESS U, BABIES!!!

minisode #2: sharon stone's birthday bash

this week we have a diet sized episode! a toite 25 minutes.

sure it's less and you feel robbed of time with us, but it's about QUALITY and certainly not about QUANTITY.

we jump in by being overwhelmed by the time change. f-you day light savings time. aidan discusses the joys and fears of young doctors and jas discusses coming out to her md.

then we somehow transition to sharon stone's birthday party and that leads us to nicole kidman's highest cinematic achievement: practical magic. If you disagree, aidan will be waiting in the parking lot to fight you on it.

thanks for listening - hit up our itunes to rate and subscribe AND/OR follow us on facebook and instagram!

XOXO

jasmin & aidan